A Swansea Mum has entered her 29th year talking about ‘Beverley’ and her amazing family, irrespective of the fact that no one knows who the fuck she is.
Beverley, who apparently lives around the corner and has been present for a number of key events in your life, has travelled to most places in the world, beaten a variety of illnesses and has kids who are better than you.
Mum Theresa Connell said: “You know, Beverley. She was at your christening in 1981. She’s my everything.
“Her son buys her the most amazing gifts. He has a great job and kids. Yes, Beverley has Grandkids you worthless shit.”
Son Rob Connell said: “Never met Beverley in my life, I sometimes wonder if she’s a figment of the old girl’s imagination.
“If that’s the case it’s really upsetting. I often think about treating Mum to a spa day or even some street Valium to help her out a bit, but I’m sure she’ll be fine.”
Theresa added: “Beverley’s off to Benidorm next week, she’s going to meet a young waiter, leave your Dad, travel back in time and not have kids.”
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