Swansea based Bay TV is set to pilot the addition of an adult section to their programming called Bay-bestation.

The concept will follow the original Babestation, where scantily clad ladies will tempt drunk people to call in for 5 minutes of expensive, underwhelming and guilt ridden masturbation.

In a clever twist on the original format, the girls will all be local and offer a fully bilingual service, meaning you could opt for two girls who speak Welsh and English as you cry, hold your phone to your ear with your shoulder and whisper disgusting sexual remarks down your phone – all while the family is asleep upstairs.

Bay TV spokesperson Pete Bowen said: “We’re excited about this, it gives more local people, women in particular, jobs. 

“All the girls will be local, on quiet nights like Tuesdays we’ll probably bring in a couple of birds from Neath. They’ll ring you those girls. 

“The only downside to Neath girls is that they’ll probably show up at your house 9 months after the phone call with a baby and wanting maintenance.”

Theresa Connell from Penlan is hoping to make the lucrative 11pm slot on Friday nights, she said: “I have my audition for the show next week, wait until they see my party trick.

“Let’s just say it involves a can of Special Brew and very loose morals.”

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