A straight man really wants to host an Oscars party at his home regardless of public opinion on the matter.

Pete Bowen from Cwmbwrla who is burly and an all round man’s man, is reluctant to let another Oscars year slip without some sort of soirée in his flat.

Pete said: “Newsflash! Straight man wants to have an Oscars party. Get over it. 

“I love the Oscars. The best in the business get together for a debauched evening and you sometimes get to see coke on the bottom of celebrities noses.

“All these amazing actors are happy and it makes me feel nice. What’s wrong with that?”

Pete’s girlfriend Theresa Connell said: “He brings this up every year and I’ve always thought he was taking the piss. I hope he isn’t serious because I’m not sure where we can go as a couple after this.

“If he’s serious I’ll have to humour him but I don’t really know what he’s playing at.”

Pete added: “I’ve invited a few people but all my friends – gay and straight – are really making fun of the idea.

“Can’t I just drink some strawberry daiquiris with some friends and bitch about celebrities without being fucking ridiculed?” 

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