A Mayals baby has been accused of having a superiority complex because she wears designer onesies.

6-month old Summer-Mae Connell has been refusing to engage with ‘Florence & Fred babies’ in her Baby Sensory classes and consistently acts in a bratty manner.

Summer-Mae’s Mummy Theresa said: “Summer-Mae will be breastfed until she’s four and we’ll be introducing baby led weaning where we’ll just leave food all over the floor for her to lick up at her leisure. She has such a big personality and only likes to play with wooden toys.

“She simply demands to wear designer clothing, she’s 24 weeks old and already knows what she wants, which is sickly pink froufrou designer wear from a shop Kate Middleton uses.

“She’s such a madam!”

Other Mum Cheryl Gray said: “She’s a precocious little shit.

“My son was wearing some clothes from George at ASDA and tried to share a plastic ball with her the other day so she bit him.

“The Mother seemed to think she was ‘playing creatively’ and told me she doesn’t believe in saying no to her.

“I nearly knocked her out. And the mother.”

Summer-Mae added: “The only George I’m interested in lives in a big palace and has loads of money.

“You haven’t lived until you’ve shat yourself in expensive clothes that nobody else can afford.”

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