A Mum from Gendros who has aspirational plans for the child she hasn’t given birth to yet, has signed it up with the Mark Jermin School.

Theresa Connell, 30, is 6 months pregnant with a daughter. She spent 10 years trying to make it as a professional performer before opting to take loads of ecstasy on the weekends instead in her early 20s. 

Theresa said: “I can tell from the scans that she’s going to be a right little performer, I’ve even sent the scan images off to some agencies to give her a head start.

“I can’t wait to use my daughter to fulfil everything I wanted for my own life, so it was really important for me to sign her up with Mark Jermin now. She’s due in 3 months, so auditions can start almost immediately.

“Her life’s going to full of strict routine and limited play, all to better herself. I’ve got a photographer booked a week after her due date and I’m contemplating electrician lessons so she talks proper.

“Success is all about making it and being rich and/or famous, the Russians have it right with their gymnasts. Applying pressure to children is imperative, life isn’t all ‘being happy’.

“I can wait until I make it and I’m not fucking it up this time. I’m predicating that the worse case scenario is that we end up as a Mother/daughter duo on BGT, everyone loves those and they’re not in the least way desperate.” 

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