Plaid Cymru have begun to plan for a debate on Welsh Independence by coming up with lies to write on the side of buses, we can reveal. 

The strategy which has been proven to be a successful model in recent years, will be rolled out by the Welsh nationalists later this year.

Leanne Wood said: “A vote would be a great way for people to say words like ‘referendum’ and ‘manifesto’. If you say both words quickly, they sound like Welsh words. Go on, try it.

“Wales voted to leave the EU, so we thought we’d take it a step further. Surely we hate England more than the rest of the Europe?

“Given our Pisa results are the worst in the UK, we thought not would be a great time to roll out some populist bullshit political statements to all the dumb bastards across the country.

“Early suggestions include: ‘UK Government wants to cut Owen Money’s pension’ and ‘Theresa May urinates in Cawl’.

“Whatever happens, it’ll be a respectful and professional campaign with the people of Cardiff in mind.”

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