A kinky couple from Gorseinon have introduced unrealistic role playing scenarios into their relationship, it has emerged.
Pete Bowen and Theresa Connell enjoy a frivolous and experimental sex life, fuelled by their willingness to try new things and Pete’s desire to tell all his friends about the stuff that Theresa will do.
Pete said: “We do everything Theresa’s Cosmopolitan magazine tells us we should and I introduce some things I learn from ‘researching’ porn sites.
“Role playing is up there with one of the most exciting things we’ve done. Neither of us have had a pay rise for four years and we can’t save any money for a deposit on a house that we can fit all of our sex stuff in, because rent is so expensive.”
Theresa said: “The role play was so hot, we pretended that Pete came home announcing that he’d had a permanent contract and pay rise, it was really taboo because it’ll never happen.
“I then said we’d finally saved a 35% deposit for a house because I’d had a bonus in work, which we had to save because I forgot to make a payment to Littlewoods once in 2012 and it ruined my credit rating.”
Pete added: “Things moved on and became really steamy when we started researching fixed rate mortgages and home insurance. I lost control a bit and ended up calling an Estate Agents and made an offer on a semi, as it were.
“Once we finished we had a cigarette and began planning other completely unachievable scenarios to work with, like having a decent pension provision or being able to afford fresh food.”
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