Men across the country feel violated and disgusted after watching a video of Prince William dancing with a sexy Australian model.

A chorus of disapproving groans was heard in white vans and betting shops all over the country, as men watched the video in aghast at the Prince.

Married Dad-of-3 Pete Bowen said: “I don’t know how the country can move on from this.

“It’s absolutely shameless behaviour, a millionaire who never works with a ropey haircut, dancing the night away with a beautiful model slut-dropping in front of him. How is that fair?”

Plumber Ken Glover said: “Kids away in boarding school or with the nanny. Missus miles away, just quietly getting on with her duties. You’re adored by people all over the world and you don’t have a care in the world.

“All the while, these unbelievably sexy women are fawning all over you, despite the shit dancing. I was even forced to spend an hour looking at Google Images of the model he was dancing with, for the good of the Queen.

“I mean really, what must that be like? Take a minute to think about it, really think about it.”

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