A City Centre Ranger who’s job is to fine people for dropping litter and wear a uniform lives in a hovel, it has emerged.

Ranger Pete Bowen has been combing the streets of Swansea for four years, with an authoritative manner that supersedes the level of walkie-talkie he’s allowed to carry.

Pete’s friend Rob Phillips said: “Pete’s always been a bit a bit coy about anyone coming into his house.

“I always imagined it had TV screens showing live images from CCTV around town. He’s all about work that one.

“My car broke down outside his place so I knocked on the door. He came out wearing his Swansea Council issued thermal underwear and reluctantly let me in.

“What a shock I had. There was chewing gum stuck to the walls, fag butts everywhere and McDonalds wrappers all over the floor.

“Next thing I know he’s sat down, lit a joint and he’s got a testicle hanging out. Talk about anti-social behaviour.”

Pete said: “Well I’m basically police, so I can do whatever the fuck I want.

“Now if you don’t mind I’m off to shoplift my neighbour and urinate out of my bedroom window.” 

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