A Gowerton Dad has casually slipped into his old, loose boxer shorts and elasticated jogging pants to set himself up for the rest of the day.
Dad Rob Gray, 41, has calculated after years’ of experience that ‘right now’ is the right time to create some extra space in order to tackle a substantial amount of religious based treats.
Rob said: “I spent 48 minutes on the toilet this morning creating some room in there. I always do this on a special occasion, it’s around 4 minutes longer than my usual routine.
“I obviously completed some complex cardio this morning helping the kids find the eggs I’d planted around the house, well the leftover ones I couldn’t quite stomach after last night’s takeaway.
“I’m fairly sure I’ve lost a pound or two dropping my hilarious puns, which were eggcelent by the way, and laughing at them so ferociously. I’m now ready to sit in a cloud of my own flatulence and chow down on Cadbury’s while watching Come Dine With Me.
“However, like a lot of the athletes I see cycling on the front, what you wear can really push you over the line. These pants are the difference between a Cream Egg and half a Kinder.”
Rob’s daughter Millie said: “Its a race to the bottom on days like this. It’s one of the only times I look at Dad and wonder what the fuck’s going on.
“He’ll push stories about sell by dates and salmonella on you, but really he’s a proper greedy twat.”
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