A wild gang of animalistic teens from Mumbles ran riot in the village last night, by completely forgetting their manners. 

The group of lads, sporting floppy hair brushed to one side and ironic Adidas trousers, unsettled the neighbourhood with their antics causing many residents who are already drowning in negative equity to fear for the values of their properties. 

Gang leader Pete Bowen, 16, said: “We figured we’d go totally nuts, one of the boys even brought along a bottle of craft ale that he acquired from his Dad which we shared between the 8 of us. 

“After that it was chaos.”

Bowen continued: “We were all hammered, well we all acted hammered. My best friend Rob started using words like ‘sick’ and ‘swear down’ and we felt really urban.

“We went up the castle and one of the boys used the public toilets there, as if that wasn’t wild enough, he left the toilet seat up and didn’t wash his hands after.”

Pete’s friend Rob added: “It was sick, oh my God I said it again! I’ll be buying a gun next.

“We went to Johnnies to get some chips to absorb the mouthful of alcohol we’d all had, not one of us said please or thank you, it was mental. The people serving must’ve called the police.”

Pete continued: “We all had to be home by 8:30, but we must’ve been at least 5 minutes late home, it was so wild.

“We all want to do it again straight away, but the owners of Johnnie’s told our parents about our lack of manners so we’re all grounded now and having to go to drug counselling as a preventative measure.” 

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