A man from Llansamlet keeps quoting Twin Town at his three year old who doesn’t understand what he’s going on about. 

38 year old Pete Bowen feels that Twin Town represents a happier and more care free time of life and finds quoting the film to his offspring hysterical.

Pete said: “My son wanted to do some cutting and sticking, so I told him to buy his own fucking glue. You should’ve seen his face, he loved it. I mean, he ‘fucking loves it Terry’.

“For Mother’s Day we bought my wife a spa weekend, only so I could shout ‘Health spa? Aaaah!’ When he gave her the voucher. He was all over that one, fighting back the laughter by just looking confused.”

Pete’s wife Theresa said: “It was Frankie’s 3rd birthday party last week, Pete walked into soft play and shouted ‘there’s a party at the Ponderosa, you are coming. Bring the Mrs’. It was cringeworthy, my boss was there.

“He was in the kitchen the other day and our son asked him what he was doing, I overhear him say, ‘Fatty told me to get some hobnobs’, he was referring to me and to make matters worse I’d actually asked for custard creams.”

Frankie added: “He keeps calling me Bryn and I don’t know why. I’m at an age where his behaviour will start to have a lasting effect on my life and at the moment I don’t think he knows who I am.

“He gave me my bath the other night and started asking me why certain football clubs have different shaped flags before sucking on a massive bong.”

Pete added: “The way of the transgressor is fucking hard.

“I understand Theresa’s concerns, but then that’s what you get from an ugly, lovely wife.”

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