Everyone’s telling women to stop putting all that toxic stuff in their lips because they’re making them look like the legs of a balloon animal.

With more and more women undergoing a variety of zany treatments, a unified public in Swansea has stood up and announced ‘you’re all beautiful mun, leave them alone’.

41 year old Pete Bowen said: “There’s a 25 year old woman in my office who had her ‘lips done’ over the weekend. She came in and announced it as if it was like going to the opticians.

“Each to their own, but she kind of looks a bit like Pamela Anderson all of a sudden. Not the 90s Pamela Anderson either, the hepatitis one.” 

Bowen’s colleague Theresa Connell said: “I’m 25 now so I’m not 24 anymore and there’s all sorts of words on Facebook like aesthetic, plumper, derma and chemical which make me think I should just needle up.

“I got my lips done by someone who called themselves a ‘practitioner’ so they’re obviously a professional, despite having a day job as a line manager in a call centre.” 

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