A woman who tells everyone she’s random and spontaneous is actually really predictable, it has emerged.

26 year old Theresa Connell from Fforestfach who drives a Fiat 500, fake tans and likes bad boys with muscles and sleeve tattoos, tells everyone about her unique personality like she’s forced to by law.

Theresa said: “I do really random things all the time, most of the time I don’t even know I’m doing it. It’s probably my quirky personality.

“Sometimes I take a picture of the cocktail I’m drinking or the food I’m eating and I post it on Instagram. What the actual fuck like?

“I spend my weekdays posting on Facebook about how I tell it how it is and how direct I am, before posting ambiguous posts about people who may or may not have slagged me off.

“I have a carvery on a Sunday when I’m hungover. Random!”

Theresa’s friend Cheryl Gray said: “Theresa is really random, whenever I’m with her doing the exactly the same thing as her in our identical clothes and hairstyle, we can’t help but laugh about how original she is.

“We both share the same memes, we drive the same car, we attract the same men and we share each other’s clothes.

“I wish I was more like her.”

Theresa added: “I’ve just updated my cover photo on Facebook which has a quote on it about how crazy I am, I got it from the internet which is my spirit animal so it’s obvs true.

“I’m going to London next week and despite never living outside of Swansea, I’m going to patronise everyone over how amazing London life is and how it’s so different there.

“I have to go now because I’m going to sort my new profile picture out, it’s me but with a Snapchat filter of a mouse nose with zebra print ears, because no one else does it and I’m soooooo random.”

photo credit: littlemoresunshine <a href=”http://www.flickr.com/photos/9022991@N03/34712074484″>Hanging out with my friend, Darrell</a> via <a href=”http://photopin.com”>photopin</a&gt; <a href=”https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/”>(license)</a&gt;

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