A Manselton woman who’s been promoting a range of ‘miracle weight loss solutions’ has accepted a job in Burger King.

24 year old Theresa Connell has been flooding Facebook with a range of products including ‘weight loss tea’, ‘skinny coffee’ and shit loads of unregulated pills.

Theresa said: “I’ve been working as an unqualified nutritionist for around six months, but some people haven’t realised yet that trying to lose weight by doing exercise and eating well is a waste of time so I’m not rich yet like the pyramid scheme said.

“For £9.99 you can have a course of my weight loss tea and you’ll lose 4 foot. Or 4 pounds, or 4 stone. I can never really remember the detail but that’s not relevant.

“It won’t be long before I’m making six figures from the nutrition gig, but while I wait I’ve taken a job in Burger King to supplement my new Instagram lifestyle.”

She added: “Its handy because I can eat all the food there and wash it down with a weight loss tea so it’s like I haven’t eaten anything at all but I’m not hungry anymore.

“I’m introducing a new sleep tea too, which is a Welsh Brew Tea with six Valiums in it.”

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