Jersey Marine residents who are on a mission to create world silence, have stepped up their campaign to only be able to ever hear traffic on Fabian Way.

The residents, who successfully vetoed a Halloween gig and are currently working on eliminating Freshers Week, are moving on to bigger prey, namely Kim Jong-un.

Local man Pete Bowen said: “When we heard about people having fun in a Halloween party we were utterly outraged because noise and stuff.

“There’s no way I’d be able to lean out of the window and play ‘guess what speed the articulated lorry is travelling at’ if there’s all that boom, boom, boom going on.”

Neighbour Cheryl Grad added: “Well we’ve had a taste of victory now and I’m hungry for more.

“I was secretly pleased that the University development went ahead, although I objected to it at the time. But now they’re here we have infinite amount of complaints to make.

“It only makes sense that we string up Kim Jong-un by the bollocks for making noise with all his space rockets.”

Resident Theresa Connell added: “Yes we’re going after the Korean chap next.

“Donald Trump is all talk you see, we’re a bit more direct and Mr Jong-un can expect to be on the receiving end of a strongly worded letter from the Council any day now.

“He can stick his rocket over Cockett.”

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