An investigation by South Wales Police has revealed that Hillary Clinton has been making secret email references supporting the reinstatement of the slip bridge on Oystermouth Road, amongst other things.

Mrs Clinton, due to collect a degree from Swansea University without taking on the indignity of dressing like a schoolgirl for Freshers week, has been sending Swansea related emails for months which were leaked to the Evening Post.

DI Pete Bowen said: “There’s some pretty revealing emails on there and not just from Bill’s Ashley Madison account.

“Mrs Clinton audaciously questioned why you’d put a bridge on the promenade, while we don’t know the answer, we think it’s a slur on our civil liberties.

“She backed the Jersey Marine residents in another email, urged Councillors to reinstate the Mumbles Train before lambasting the Uplands for becoming the ‘new Wind Street’.

“Feminists, eh?”

A spokesperson for Mrs Clinton said: “Hillary did not send that email about purchasing property in the new Llangyfelach development.

“Bill wasn’t ‘seen’ at notorious dogging car parks.

“We also refute the accusations that she had any knowledge about the house on Gomer Road that was egged last week.”

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