A woman has spent the morning picking the best pictures of herself for the Happy Birthday picture collage she’s going to post on her friends Facebook timeline.

30 year old Theresa Connell’s friend Cheryl Gray turns 31 today, which means Theresa had to get up early to prepare the obligatory pic collage which announces to Cheryl’s other friends that Theresa is the one who has the best memories with Cheryl.

Theresa said: “I knew I had to be up early to find pictures of me looking hot for Cheryl’s collage, to be honest I didn’t really sleep planning it all!

“I’m massively into self-gratification, so when a friend has a birthday it’s a great opportunity to dig out pictures of myself that I like where I pout, have one arm on my hip and one knee raised like a model.”

Cheryl said: “I appreciate the thought but last year I wasn’t even in half the pictures.

“In one of the pictures I was in the background covered in my own vomit, my Nan’s on Facebook mind.”

Theresa continued: “There’s some great pics of me in a bikini from Marbs four years ago. Tick.

“Then there’s the one from the hospital an hour after Cheryl gave birth where I’m wearing really nice sequin leggings that make me look skinny.”

Cheryl added: “Its Theresa’s birthday next month and I’ll just be posting that picture I took when she was carried out of Oxygen after taking too much ket.”

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