A lad from a nice family in Sketty has terrifyingly woken up in Aberdare after a ‘mad’ night out celebrating Halloween.
24 year old Masters Student Pete Bowen visited a Halloween party in Walkabout last night dressed as a hot dog, but what should have been a respectable night out ended in terror this morning when he woke up on a sofa in the Rhondda.
Bowen said: “I have no idea what’s happened here, but it’s not good.
“We were in Walkabout, I remember that much, then my mate Rob pulled me on the dancefloor because the DJ started playing some grime music. Normally I’m more sceptical than Skepta, it’s all a haze after then.”
Bowen’s friend Rob Gray said: “I haven’t seen Pete like that before, he was wild. One minute I’m trying to skank like a reggae man, the next minute I’m watching him walk out of the door with two girls dressed as sanitary towels.”
Bowen added: “Some dark Halloween demon must have crept out of consciousness last night, because I’d never knowingly associate myself with Aberdare with the exception of a mildly hilarious and overtly snooty quip.
“I think I remember being scared by some other lads here who had crewcuts and earrings, and then I must have passed out.
“You want to talk about a Halloween trick? Try waking up in Aberdare surrounded by people still awake from last night calling you ‘posh boy’ and ‘butt’.”
Pete’s Mum Theresa said: “It must be a misunderstanding, we all let loose every now and then and my Petey’s probably just in Sketty Park or something.”
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