A well educated lad from a nice family in Sketty terrifyingly woke up in Aberdare this morning after a night out celebrating Halloween.
24 year old PhD student Pete Bowen visited a Halloween party in Walkabout last night dressed as a hot dog, but what should have been a fun night out ended in terror this morning when he woke up on a second hand DHS sofa in the Cynon Valley.
Bowen said: “I have no idea what’s happened here, but it’s not looking good.
“I was in Walkabout, I remember that much, my friend Rob pulled me up on the dancefloor because the DJ started playing grime music. I’m usually more sceptical than Skepta and so it’s all a blur after that.”
Bowen’s friend Rob Gray said: “I haven’t seen Pete like that before, he was wild. One minute I’m skanking, the next minute I’m watching Pete walk out of the door with two girls dressed as sanitary towels.”
Bowen added: “Some Halloween forces were at play last night. I thought Aberdare was a fictitious place, like Pontypandy.
“I knew it was a mistake coming here, I think I remember being scared by some other lads here who had crewcuts and earrings, and then I must have passed out.
“You want to talk about a Halloween trick? Try waking up in Aberdare surrounded by people still awake from last night calling you ‘posh boy’ and ‘butt’.”
Pete’s Mum Theresa said: “This must be a misunderstanding, we all let loose every now and then and my Petey’s probably just in Sketty Park.”
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