A man who eats in McDonalds in Cwmdu four times a week has confirmed that Halloween is Americanised bullshit and has no place in this country.
42 year old Brexit voter Rob Gray told us he was sick and tired with all the ‘Hallmark holidays’ and would prefer to go back to the days of innocent apple bobbing, drawing chalk skeletons on a black top and sacrificing lefties.
Gray said: “I like it in McDonalds, it’s as British as apple pie. None of that imported nonsense either, real quality British beef.
“This time of year drives me nuts. Pumpkin farms, trick or treating, dressing up. We’ll be celebrating Thanksgiving next.
“I work for a local employer called Amazon, but even they peddle all this crap. But to be fair they pay their taxes so they can do what they like.”
Gray added: “Don’t get me wrong, I like a bit of fun. But I don’t want to spend any money on sweets, I’d rather give them all snippets of wisdom I learnt from the University of Life.
“The country is a joke. Everyone’s got money for Halloween sweets, but can’t afford to buy a house. Our priorities are all wrong, what happened to British values?
“Forget the Yanks and their ‘happy holidays’, be local and insular. That’s why I always buy my British Volkswagen cars in Landore Motors.”
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