A room full of Medical Reps have been found drowned in a meeting room at the Village Hotel in Swansea.
The reps, who had congregated at the hotel for a team meeting, had filled the car park with Audi A3s parked across two spaces, before drowning in their own bullshit after one of them closed the door in the ‘Inspiration suite’.
Hotel manager Pete Bowen said: “In total there were 20 of these people who weren’t able to make it as proper doctors or reputable marketing executives.
“It was bad enough having clear up all their bullshit, but now we’ve got 20 bodies to dispose of.
“The men, all cleanly shaven and wearing thick knot ties, caused huge disruption in reception because all their dick swinging knocked down the Christmas display.
“The women, all with straight, bobbed hair and pencil skirts were just as bad, especially their patronising demeanours and loud conversations about fictional sales successes.”
Bowen continued: “I’m not sure of the facts, but sometime shortly after a raucous conversation about luxury pens and a new CRM system, someone shut the doors and then they drowned in their own hype.”
Medical company Director Rob Gray said: “We’re on the lookout for new 20 new self-aware and overly confident people to come work for us.
“As effective as the new CRM is, our overpriced medical products won’t sell themselves.
“Send in a CV documenting some corporate buzz words, a full length picture of yourself and a copy of the receipt from when you sold your own Nan.”
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