Prince Harry’s engagement to good looking Meghan Markle has injected hope into the city’s ginger men.
The announcement of the engagement had been rumoured for over a week, but it’s understood that ginger protocol had to be followed before it could be announced, as well as appropriate ginger security measures having to be put in place to prevent any blonde men from approaching the bride to be.
Ginger Pete Bowen said: “Being ginger is great for when you’re out and there’s a hen party, because kissing a ginger is usually one of their dares. But this is different.
“Ginger equality has come a long way, there’s a Kiss a Ginger Day now and everything, but unfortunately all the girls in the office are usually off sick that day.”
Fellow redhead Rob Gray added: “So he’s marrying a fit actress and she’s not got a load of kids and settling for him because he’s the only one left? Good lad.
“How’s he done that then? Has he dyed his hair like Rylan?
“Who cares, him marrying her means we’re all marrying her.”
Prince Harry fan Theresa Connell said: “People are so fickle, the colour of hair on the millionaire prince who does loads for charity and looks like he’s fun to go on the sesh with is irrelevant.
“I’d certainly date one, when I say ‘one’ I mean a millionaire prince who does loads for charity and looks like he’s fun to go on the sesh with.”