Girl group Little Mix will fill the Liberty Stadium one more time before Barnsley at home becomes a reality, it’s been confirmed.
The X Factor winners will be touring a number of Championship grounds including Hull, Derby and Bolton, meaning this announcement almost dooms Swansea City to the second tier of English football.
Landore man Pete Bowen said: “I always felt our Premier League status was secure when we had Kings of Leon, the Manics and even Take That coming to the Liberty.
“When I heard about Little Mix coming I knew it was game over. We could sign Messi in January, but it wouldn’t matter because Little Mix have killed us off now.”
Cwmbwrla resident Theresa Connell said: “Its sad that my final farewell to the Liberty will be to watch Little Mix, they’re very talented and everything, but I can’t see them selling the same Pies we have on match day.
“I also won’t be able to chant offensive songs at the singers, because there’ll be kids there. So I’ll probably just tweet them abuse instead, which just isn’t the same.”
Rob Gray from St Thomas said: “I initially though Little Mix was a South American winger we were signing.
“After an admittedly enjoyable hour on Google images, it was confirmed this wasn’t the case.”
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