A man who spends all his wages and more on drugs and alcohol, has condemned giving money to beggars because they’re probably spending it all on drugs and alcohol.

Customer Service Advisor and self-proclaimed ‘weekend sesh gremlin’ Pete Bowen, 31, also accused the homeless of ‘probably living in penthouse apartments’ and ‘having Sky TV’.

Bowen said: “I reckon it’s all a massive scam and we shouldn’t give them any money. I heard from a mate who knew a mate, who gave one of them money one day, that the beggar drove home in a BMW while snorting coke off a Page 3 models tits. Sounds true to me.

“If we gave our £2 to a massive homeless charity they’d know what to do with it because they have CEOs on six figure salaries.

“Anyway, it’s their lifestyle choices that put them there, they shouldn’t take drugs or just perk up if they’re depressed and get a job like me, which is why I’m not homeless or begging.”

Pete’s Manager Theresa Connell said: “Pete’s performance in work hasn’t been good of late and he keeps asking for a pay rise because he’s snorting beyond his means.

“I know he’s behind on rent and I’m going to have to sack him if he turns up to work again on a Monday having not slept since Friday.”

Pete added: “I’m definitely too ignorant to ever end up like that.

“Plus I read in the Daily Mail that councils dish out homes to any old person nowadays, if anything there’s too many houses. They’re sitting out in the cold because they love it and it’s really, really easy.

“I’ve just exhausted my final line of credit, I’m about to be evicted and I’ve owe my dealer £150 for gear on tick, but I’m sure Westminster has my back and I’ll be rehoused with no issue whatsoever. Also that Universal Credit thing would sort me out really quickly for cash.”

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