Bellends across Swansea are waiting to rubbish International Women’s Day because it’s the bellend thing to do.

The bellends, who feel equality is unequal, will spend today commenting on articles which celebrate the achievements of women in the face of bellend adversity.

Bellend Pete Bowen said: “I haven’t been this outraged since I realised there were gay pride events. Where’s my straight man day?

“Being a man is all about being a misogynistic bellend in news comment sections behind a fake profile. So, after my straight day I’ll have my man day please.

“I’ll tell you what adversity is, me trying to find a woman who’ll read the Daily Mail with me, then have race hate sex until I climax too quickly and cry.”

Vest wearer Rob Gray, 48, said: “All these women who want the same pay as us are dangerous and they make me nervous.

“Some of them are even reporting that our unwanted sexual advances and dick pics are a problem, feminism is spiralling out of control. If I grope you it is a compliment.”

Morriston woman Theresa Connell added: “It’s on the 19th of November, bellends.”

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