A Mum from Trallwn has committed the most heinous of Mother’s Day crimes and hauled herself out of bed to help with breakfast.

43 year old Mum of two Theresa Connell was supposed to laze about in bed for a bit longer, while her kids and husband put together something that resembled a breakfast for her to eat in bed.

Theresa said: “There was such a commotion in the kitchen I couldn’t sleep even if I wanted to.

“What I found was a disorganised hullabaloo. No roles had been allocated and I don’t even think they knew what they were making.”

Husband Pete said: “Same old Theresa, meddling in what we’re doing.

‘She couldn’t have just lay there until we brought up her toasted omelette jam sandwich, lukewarm anaemic tea and Wilko vouchers, oh no, she had to get all involved.”

Theresa’s son Frankie added: “It was probably good that she came down when she did because Dad was putting the jam and eggs directly in the toaster to create a ‘coated omelette’.

“He was even talking about wrapping the the thing up in cheese strings because he felt it was something Heston Blumenthal would do.

“He’d used all the cutlery and utensils too, it was a mess.”

Pete continued: “If she thinks I’m putting out for her later she’s sorely mistaken. Actually I probably will, but I’ll be thinking of her sister.”

Theresa added: “I made them cereal, poured myself a gin and went back to bed.”

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