A hen do which took place in Swansea yesterday was bereft of penis paraphernalia because of a forgetful bridesmaid.

Bride Theresa Connell from Resolven and her party of raucous friends, headed to Wind Street on Saturday to celebrate Theresa marrying fiancé Pete Bowen next week.

Theresa said: “I only plan on doing this twice and this is the second time, so the margin for error was tight.

“We did things properly the first time round and went to Cardiff with an inflatable cock the size of a baby giraffe, which would come in useful now because I’m rebounding so hard from my cheating ex husband I could use something soft to land on.”

She continued: “If you’re not taking selfies gulping down a ready mixed mojito through a phallic straw, then how do you differentiate between it being your special night from an ordinary night?”

Bridesmaid Cheryl Gray added: “If I’m honest I’m not feeling this marriage, she’s marrying an accountant for starters. The last thing she needs to see is something that resembles an erection, because it’ll remind her of what she’s missing.

“Next time she gets married I’ll go cock mad don’t get me wrong, so I’ll just have to take it on the chin, which ironically is what I used to say to her ex during our affair.”

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