With the International Space Station being visible over Wales this week, NASA have warned their astronauts to avoid looking directly into Neath.
The ISS will be visible from Wales until the 19th of March, which in science terms means if we can see them, they can see us.
NASA spokesperson Pete Bowen said: “There are complex things that we haven’t discovered about Neath yet and looking directly into it could disrupt some of the finest minds in the world.
“We’re aware the sports team in the area are called the Neath All Blacks, which may or may not represent a black hole near the Gnoll.
“We’re seeking funding from the President to see if we can try and find some intelligent life in Neath Abbey, but we’re not hopeful because we’ve heard the Trade Centre Wales advert on The Wave.”
Swansea Councillor Theresa Connell said: “The ISS flying over Wales is very exciting, knowing that it’s there, nestled behind all of the cloud we constantly have means it is a marvel that we’ll never get to see.
“I’ve spoken to the Council Leader and he agrees that if it hovers over Swansea for any longer that a minute, we’ll grant it planning permission to turn into student flats.”
Neath resident Rob Gray added: “Why are ISIS flying over Neath?
“This is because Britain First’s Facebook page was taken down.”
photo credit: NASA Johnson <a href=”http://www.flickr.com/photos/29988733@N04/37762485691″>Astronaut Randy Bresnik</a> via <a href=”http://photopin.com”>photopin</a> <a href=”https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/”>(license)</a>