A man who’s second in the filter lane by the Marquis Arms has given the car in front two seconds grace before he beeps his horn and swears at them.

Uptight Pete Bowen, who doesn’t need to be anywhere anytime soon, decided that the car in front would feel the wrath of his horn if it didn’t drive away the second it filter lane light turned green.

Bowen said: “You’ve got two seconds you muppet. I’ve got to get to Tesco Extra and today would be nice.

“She’s parked ahead of the traffic lights there, she’s not going to know the lights have changed. If you think I’m waiting you’ve got another thing coming.

“She’s not even looking, is she rooting around in her glove box? I’m mobilising myself to beep, revving the engine and mouthing ‘come on, come on’.”

Driver in front Theresa Connell added: “I’m sure Arthur Llewelyn Jenkins used to be over there. Is that a Subway? Is that new?

“I wonder what the food in the Marquis is like nowadays. I got really pissed in there once and vomited all over a table in the beer garden. Shamed!

“Is my phone charger in the glove box? I’ll have a look.”

Bowen continued: “Everything has stopped. She’s not going to go. This is it Pete, time to show someone new how much of a prick you are.

“It’s changed, it’s changed! Right you cow, here it comes…oh, she’s gone.”

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