Tedious chat about the most tedious of ‘sports’ will start at around 8:30am and then end at midday today, it’s been confirmed.
Golf, a hobby at best and popular with people who don’t like spending time with their families and like to talk loudly about past successes, will be a fleetingly trending subject in workplaces in Swansea this morning.
Gorseinon based Administrator Pete Bowen said: “I’m waiting for the ‘wow, did you see The Masters last night’ question this morning. Like it’s remotely worthy of a ‘wow’, it’s golf.
“They’ll speak with the same enthusiasm me and my mates spoke about Basic Instinct when we were 13. Except golf is terrible and I can’t masturbate over it, although if I masturbated more I’d be more like a golfer.”
Landore Surveyor Theresa Connell added: “I tried to watch it this year just so I could join in the golf chat at the office and I lasted all of 5 minutes.
“A guy in a pink shirt was celebrating winning a green jacket, which sounds like a dreadful combination, maybe if the green was a pastel colour, but not that racing green and definitely not with those buttons.
“I balked at how enthusiastic the Americans were but then I remembered my colleague Rob is like it too and he’s from Brynmill.”
Theresa’s colleague Rob added: “Did you see that birdie on the 8th? That was special and so exhilarating to watch. Right? Right?
“I feel so alone.”
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