A Swansea man who’s job title is ‘CEO’ at a company called ‘Full Time Legend’ is a huge disappointment in real life.

31 year old Pete Bowen, who also lists ‘Insane in the membraine (sic)’ as his Intro quote, uses the social media platform to promote himself as a rebellious type who doesn’t care what you think. Something confirmed by the degree in ‘F**k Off’ that he completed at Oxford University in 2008, as listed on his profile.

Bowen said: “I’ve had other jobs too; I was ‘Bunny Tester’ at the Playboy mansion for a while before working as ‘Chief Madhead’ at The World.

“I’m a massively successful comedian on the side; I copy and paste all of my own original material from other people’s work which I find online and occasionally I like to mock people and pick on their insecurities. It was funny in Primary School so it still has to be funny now.

“I don’t care what people think of me because I’m off my head. If someone disagrees with me I just say “I don’t care what people think of me because I’m off my head” and then I carry on being a full time legend, which is a 24/7 job.”

Pete’s friend Rob Gray added: “Pete’s alright, he was a bit of a legend in school and stuff because of all the racist and sexist slurs he used to chuck out, but personally I got past all of that stuff when I grew up.

“He tags me in all his status updates which is a bit annoying, so I comment on them with “You nutter” then un-tag myself an hour a later and get on with my life.”

Bowen added: “I might move into politics next, set up a legend party and do something completely legendary like legalising being a legend because I’m a legend.”

 

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