Swansea University has announced that its aggressive campus expansion plans will include opening one in everyone’s back garden.

The plans, which will also include communal areas and balconies in apartment blocks, were signed off by Swansea Council last week.

University spokesperson Pete Bowen said: “We submitted some plans to the council last week. We didn’t have anything formal so I put in a drawing my six year old nephew did of some buildings with a Spider-Man.

“We’ve announced the plans to relocate the law school so we’re going to press ahead with plans to relocate humanities, languages and the cleaning department.”

Hafod resident Theresa Connell said: “I’m not sure about all of this, I only really have a courtyard and I hide my weed in the shed so that can’t go.

“I could probably have the School if Management here, how much space do you need to create a new generation of David Brents?”

Bowen added: “The Medical School will be spread all over the city on account of the volume of chemical sellers here.

“If you pay us enough in fees we’ll even accredit a degree in whatever you’re selling.”

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