A middle aged man who definitely isn’t having a midlife crisis has asked for pretty much the same presents his kids are having this Christmas.
41 year old Pete Bowen from Sketty told his shocked wife Theresa all about his age inappropriate present requests this weekend.
Pete said: “I want a really, really fast bike that makes me look amazeballs and some cool cycle wear and a Star Wars helmet and a bigger ego.
“And, and, and I want an XBox so I can play online games with my mate Rob and beat him because Rob dyes his hair and still looks 30.”
Pete’s wife Theresa said: “Over the last 12 months he’s regressed into an adolescent boy.
“He’s wearing Superdry clothing, using unhealthy amounts of VO5 hair putty for the amount of hair he has, overdoing the deodorant, refusing to eat his greens and masturbating into his best socks.”
Pete added: “Its just a coincidence that I want the same toys as my children and it has nothing to do with me being in my 40s with a receding hairline and expanding waistline. Anyway, the bike I want is far more superior and expensive to the bike they’re getting.
“It’s perfectly normal for me to dump my Gant polo shirts for some tight v-neck Topman t-shirts too, I don’t care what Mummy, I mean Theresa, says.
“I also want to go out with my friends past 10pm and be allowed to blu tack pictures of 1995 Pamela Anderson on my wall.”